{"id":408,"date":"2013-04-19T07:30:10","date_gmt":"2013-04-18T21:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/catesings.org\/?p=408"},"modified":"2013-04-19T07:30:10","modified_gmt":"2013-04-18T21:30:10","slug":"friday-fun-away-with-these-self-loving-lads-john-dowland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/2013\/04\/19\/friday-fun-away-with-these-self-loving-lads-john-dowland\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday Fun: Away with these self-loving lads (John Dowland)"},"content":{"rendered":"

… and then, of course, there are the times when Dowland took the day off from being depressed and reverted to that other classic of Elizabethan song-writing: innuendo.<\/p>\n

[youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jS2NRgBBn-M&hl=en_US&version=3&rel=0]<\/p>\n

I was commenting to a friend this week that Elizabethan love songs come in two general styles, both highly unsuitable for weddings.\u00a0 The first is your classic woe is me, unrequited, sort of love song.\u00a0 The other kind take as their model Marvell’s poem To His Coy Mistress<\/em><\/a>, and generally let it be known that the poet \/ singer will die – and not in a good way – if the object of his affections refuses to go to bed with him.\u00a0 (I apologise to anyone who may be shocked by this, but it is so.)\u00a0 My personal favourite of this genre is Sweet Cupid, Ripen Her Desire<\/em>, which I see nobody has put on YouTube yet.\u00a0 I may have to fix that problem, but in the meantime, let me assure you that when Harriet Vane objected to it in Gaudy Night<\/em>, she wasn’t being needlessly prudish.\u00a0 It really is filthy.<\/p>\n

Which leads me to my other point, which is that if you think you have spotted a dirty joke in an Elizabethan song, you are almost certainly quite right.\u00a0 And you’ve probably missed three others (hint: rings and shafts go together.\u00a0 You’ll have to find the others on your own).\u00a0 Creative gutter-mindedness is practically an art form in this genre.<\/p>\n

Here are the lyrics to Dowland’s contribution.\u00a0 I think they speak for themselves.<\/p>\n

Away with these self-loving lads, whom Cupid’s arrow never glads.
\n<\/em>Away, poor souls, that sigh and weep, in love of those that lie and sleep.
\nFor Cupid is a meadow God, and forceth none to kiss the rod.<\/em><\/p>\n

God Cupid’s shaft, like destiny, doth either good or ill decree
\nDesert is borne out of his bow, reward upon his foot doth go.
\nWhat fools are they that have not known that Love likes no laws but his own?<\/em><\/p>\n

My songs they be of Cynthia’s praise, I wear her rings on holy days,
\nOn every tree I write her name, and every day I read the same:
\nWhere honor Cupid’s rival is, there miracles are seen of his.<\/em><\/p>\n

If Cynthia crave her ring of me, I blot her name out of the tree.
\nIf doubt do darken things held dear, then welfare nothing once a year;
\nFor many run, but one must win, fools only hedge the Cuckoo in.<\/em><\/p>\n

The worth that worthiness should move, is love, which is the bow of Love,
\nAnd love as well the forester can as can the mighty nobleman:
\nSweet Saint,’tis true you worthy be, yet without love naught worth to me.<\/em><\/p>\n

(as the actress said to the Bishop)<\/p>\n

This recording, incidentally, is rather gorgeous.\u00a0 I don’t think I’ve heard Rogers Covey-Crump sing before, but he has a beautiful voice, and does this song delightful justice – his voice has just the right amount of propriety, but he clearly knows exactly what he is singing, which is always important.\u00a0 And he enunciates beautifully, which is of course vital if you are singing naughty songs.<\/p>\n

I’ve found several lovely recordings by mezzo sopranos (I particularly liked this one<\/a>, though I predict complaints about the singer’s sense of rhythm), but I do feel that this song needs to be sung by a man – I don’t think a woman can really sing about being cuckolded, for one thing.\u00a0 (I will leave any other anatomical references as an exercise for the student.)<\/p>\n

And I think I’d better stop now before this blog post manages to get into un-work-safe territory.\u00a0 Though if you work in an English literature department, it’s probably already there…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

… and then, of course, there are the times when Dowland took the day off from being depressed and reverted to that other classic of Elizabethan song-writing: innuendo. [youtube http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=jS2NRgBBn-M&hl=en_US&version=3&rel=0]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,60,214,341,367,380,387,457,621,656],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam-wead","tag-away-with-these-self-loving-lads","tag-elizabethan-music","tag-jakob-lindberg","tag-john-dowland","tag-jolaine-kerley","tag-josephine-van-lier","tag-lute","tag-rogers-covey-crump","tag-smut"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/catesings.catespeaks.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}